We went on a cruise to Freeport Bahamas (this place is nasty),
Grand Caymen Islands (yum, sticky Toffee Pudding),
and Costa Maya, Mexico ($20 for a taxi ride... no way, this is Mexico)
I'm pretty sure that this was the best xmas ever. It really didn't feel like xmas at all because we are used to snow and cold weather when it is the holiday season.
In Freeport:

We just got off the ship and took a van into town. I think the best part of this day was watching Tennille in the cab ride. In the Bahamas they drive on the left side of the road, and apparently don't care about their lives or anyone elses. I still have fingernail marks on my legs from Tenille squeezing me so hard druing that ride.
In Caymen:

Here we got off the ship, and found a place to rent scooters (awesome idea) we first went to the beach to snorkel. There we met a dog named snookie Toffe, who was named after a desert. After the beach we hopped on our Hogs to try and find Hell (there really is a place called hell there) Well we got pretty lost and 30 minutes later we came upon this place called the Calypso Grill. Snookie Toffee the dog was named after a desert from here, so we figured we had to try it. Well the good news is, it was definately good enough to name a dog after. The bad news is, I have been craving it ever since. After desert we finally made it to hell and back.

In Costa Maya:

Well this was our scuba diving stop. Tennille just got certified 2 months ago and this was going to be her first real dive. Well she dove when we went to Hawaii, but she wasn't certified then. This turned out to be quite the adventure. Our dive spot was about 6 miles away from the town, and the taxis wanted $20 a way. Well I thought , This is Mexico there is no way I'm going to pay that much. So Luckily Jason speaks Spanish. The Mexicans did not want to barder, so we finally talked them into a game of paper, rock, scissors. If I won it would only cost $15, if they won it would cost $20. Well I won. We were still getting ripped off, but I felt really good about it because I just beat that stupid cab driver in a game of paper rock scissors.
When we got the the dive resort, they slowly suited us up and got us on the boat. It was about a 5 minute boat ride, but Tennille was so nervous, she was really sick by the time we got to our spot. I made her dive anyway. The Dive was really cool, and it was awesome to be able to do something I love with my wife. The best part of the story is Tennille's sickness after the dive. She was laying on top of the water moaning really load, while all of the other divers looked at her really weird, and gave me hand signals of "is she ok" Dont Worry Tennille... I wasn't embarrassed at all.
Oh, and the best part of the cruise was: I finally won something at the casino. This is the first time ever that I have walked away with their money instead of the other way around.







